WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF [SURVEY]

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What would you do if?

The President of the United States called you:
You won the lottery:
You got invited to be on a reality TV show:
You caught a friend stealing from you:
You witnessed a murder:
A random stranger offered you candy:
MySpace and Facebook closed:
A genie granted you one wish:
You lost your favorite possession:
You found 10 dollars on the ground:
Your date throws up on you:
Someone cut off a chunk of your hair:
Your favorite celebrity comes to visit you:
You were stranded on an island with nothing but the ability to make one phone call: